The Dawson Extended Family Site

About

I’m Emma.

In 2013, I wrote that my family consisted of 56 people, including 14 from our home family.

It is now 2026.

That number is no longer accurate.

Depending on whether we count spouses, fiancés, serious partners, secret girlfriends, unborn babies, exes who still have to come to birthday parties because they share children with us, and people who have been around long enough that it would be rude not to count them, my family now consists of somewhere around 95 people.

I am not recounting. I have done enough.

My family:

Emma - 29
Reid - 30
Baby - coming soon, apparently

Alexa - 33
Harrison - 34
Matilda Jean - 8
Maxwell Charles “Wells” - 6

Mia - 29
Camden - 30
Phoebe - 4

Zachary “Zach” - 29
Laurel - 29
Arlo - 6
Ivy - 6

Timothy - 29
Finn - 5

Tyler - 28
Lila Karsyn - 28

Nate - 26
Ryan - 25
Jasmine - 23
Hannah - 22
Laurie - 21
Aidan - 18

Mike - 58
Eleanor - 57

My uncle Joe’s family:

Will - 28
Kate Hughley - 28
Wilder - 2

Mackenzie “Mack” - 27
Dakota - 27
Stellan - 2

Lola - 26
Abby - 25
Levi - 26
Maren - 8 months

Francine - 21
Karen - 20

Fiona - 53
Joe - 52

My uncle Rob’s family:

Matthew - 36
Georgia - 35
Jack - 9
Caroline - 7
Theodore “Theo” - 4

Julianna - 34
Alistair - 35
Truman - 11
Madeleine - 5

Brianna - 30
Henry - 29
Autumn - 29
Clark - 2

Holly - 29
Griffin - 30
June - newborn
Romy - newborn

Jessie - 28
Danny - 26
Naomi Golden - 26

Harriet - 63
Rob - 62

My aunt Lillian’s family:

Tara - 30
Lincoln Fordham - 31
Arden - 3

Anna - 28
Eli - 29
Sylvie - 1

Cameron - 27
Mariah - 25
Dov Rosen - 25

James - 25
Lucy Pratt - 25
Nora - 2

Sadie - 13
Kaitlin - 13

Lillian - 50
Ben - 50

My uncle Pete’s family:

Dayna - 37
Morgan - 38
Lainie - 13
Dean - 10
Reece - 6

Elle - 37
Brighton - 38
Hollis - 14
Auden - 14
Mila - 9

Norah - 37
Liv - 15
Rory - 12

Sara - 37
Mark - 38
Adeline - 14
Boyd - 11
Frances - 7

Hayley - 37
Freddie - 38
Merrick - 14
Vale - 12
Maeve - 8

Daniela - 21
Julie - 23

Penny - 57
Pete - 57

My aunt Camille’s family:

Summer - 18
Sunday - 17
Sawyer - 16
Shiloh - 15
Sailor - 12
Sutton - 11

AJ - 48
Camille - 47

My grandparents’ family:

Frank - 97
Mary - 77 forever. RIP grandma.

Notes:

Yes, there are still too many of us.

Yes, there are still multiples.

Yes, the Dawson family has continued producing children at a rate that suggests nobody learned anything from the first website.

No, I do not know why the old About Us page listed everyone like we were a sports roster.

Yes, I am doing the same thing again.

It’s called tradition.

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