The Dawson Extended Family Site

By Sunday

hi.

this website is cute in an ancient way but also kind of a nightmare.

i’m not saying that to be mean. i’m saying it because i clicked three things and one of them took me to a post from 2013 where somebody said “this ain’t gonna be good” and then nothing loaded for fifteen seconds.

i’m seventeen. i know how to make things load.

emma says this is an archive and not “a content platform,” which is the most millennial sentence i have ever heard in my life.

i think we should keep the old posts but add tags.

examples:

#grandma mary

#family lore

#hair emergencies

#william dawson public humiliation archive

#birth announcements

#things adults should have supervised

#field trips

#claire’s

#multiples because apparently that keeps happening

#emma thinks she is in charge

also, i think the younger cousins should be allowed to post.

emma said “absolutely not.”

which means eventually.

— Sunday