The Dawson Extended Family Site

By Will

I have been informed that my 2013 post has been referenced publicly.

I would like to state, for the record, that I was fifteen.

I would also like to state that Tyler helped me write it, which seems important legally and emotionally.

Kate laughed for eleven minutes.

Not “laughed for a while.” Eleven minutes. Wilder was concerned. He is two and even he could tell his mother was having some kind of event.

For everyone asking: no, I did not marry Sari. I married Kate Hughley, who has never once had to share a birthday with me or list watermelon as a personality trait.

Kate is great. Wilder is great. My life is great.

The post is not great.

Emma says she won’t delete it because it is “historically significant.” That is something people say about ruins.

I am not a ruin.

I am a husband and father and homeowner.

Please stop texting me watermelon emojis.

— Will